How to Know When Your Fashion Has Gone Overboard

Glamour magazine does a special “Do and Don’t” issue. Over the years I have read the article and couldn’t believe the things that people wear. From VPL’s (visible panty lines) to legging capri pants with baby doll dresses and cropped jackets, some people just don’t know when their fashion goes bad. If you’re to engrossed in other things to pay attention to your wardrobe, believe someone is. Might I suggest you watch and episode or two of “What Not to Wear” and maybe then you’ll realize what you’re doing wrong. Otherwise, you can just look here:

Hint #1:
You get stares–and not the good kind. People look at you and make faces, purse there lips, or stare in disbelief. This is a telltale sign that your outfit is all wrong. Did you bother to look in the mirror before you left the house?

Hint #2:
Your friends say things like, “Is that what you’re wearing?”, “What else do you have?”

Hint #3:
At the store when you’re trying on clothes, the sales clerk makes faces because she knows you have no business trying on whatever it is you’re trying on.

Hint #4:
You’re a size 8 but you insist on squeezing into a size 4. No ma’am.

Hint #5
Your significant other would rather stay in than be seen out in public with you so he claims you need to spend more time together–indoors.

Hint #6
You think cocktail attire consists of a tight, short, and fitted. It does not.

Hint #7
High-schoolers give you compliments on your outfits. Adults just gasp.

Hint #8
Nothing you own matches or goes with anything else in your closet.

Hint #9
You think seeing a tailor involves that guy from the television show “I Love Money”.

Hint #10
You have never received a compliment on your wardrobe–ever.

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